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Joke of the Day
"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."
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"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious"
"I see you've blocked me on all social media sites & moved house without leaving a forwarding address Baby, does this mean we're on a break?"
"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."
"I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273oC. My wife thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0 K."
"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."
"You have the circle if light, but what do you call the circle of death? A noose."
"Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump-roper? Never mind. *Skip it*."
"As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well"
"What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!"