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Joke of the Day

"Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl."

"What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat? The NBA draft"

"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? ..To get to the other side!"

"I met my SO while working for a German newspaper It was love at first Zeit"

"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"

"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."

"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."

"Saudi Arabia 900 women thinking they can run for office and win. Ha"

"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."