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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time."

"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""

"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"

"A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus."

"Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!"

"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween. Ahem. What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween? Trigger treat!"

"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."