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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP "
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"My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie"
"What do you call a gay drive-by. A Fruit Roll-Up"
"Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years"
"The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray."
"What's going on in Paris is outrageous. You think the french would have surrendered by now."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock into your girlfriend's ass."
"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."
"Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns ""NO! NO! NO!"" into ""MMM! MMM! MMM!"""
"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"