103619
Joke of the Day
"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."
Next Joke
"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."
"All liquor stores are open 24 hours. When you have a brick."
"A young man was at prom with his date. He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, ""So where's the punch line?"""
"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."
"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"
"My wife said she would come back home to me if I promised to give up my obsession with wanking on the staircase. I said, ""Okay, but can we take it one step at a time?"""
"The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me."
"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."
"Mom... Are you a virgin?"