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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed? It was all over town."
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"Ever heard the joke about the airplane? Never mind, it just flew over your head."
"Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across."
"Her: I like smart guys Me [eats soup with a fork & pretends I understood Interstellar]: thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase"
"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?"
"If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats."
"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"
"It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea."