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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed? It was all over town."
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"Today's word is Legs. Spread the word."
"Did you hear about the King who got killed during a torrential downpour, and his only heirs were pets? It's been reigning cats and dogs ever since"
"Trump promises to bring back Jobs If he can save the iphone 8 from deleting the charge port he can save America"
"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."
"If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts... Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?"
"Acid... The taste you can see!"
"Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games? They didn't have enough pitchers."
"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"
"My bank was worried My bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since last friday "