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Joke of the Day

"Today a man came to my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"A preacher visits a prison to give a sermon. All the inmates attend the service. The preacher opens with ""It brings me joy to see you all here"""

"I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them."

"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."

"His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........"

"The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield"

"I like the sound of you not talking."

"Can I donate fat instead of blood?"

"What did the intellectual neckbeard say to his buddy when he was asked about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? I've never heard of that court case."

"What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer."