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Joke of the Day
"What is big, yellow and eats rocks? A BIG YELLOW ROCK-EATER!!"
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"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming."
"Employee requested for a leave and got FIRED!! ""Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."" ~ James"
"First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick."
"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"
"How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover."
"[woman on death row] ""Your last meal?"" - I don't care. You pick. ""Fish?"" - Gross no ""Steak?"" - No. Anything is fine tho. ""Pasta?"" - Ew carbs"
"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger. Written by: Joey McDevitt"
"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks for some ""H2O."" His friend asks for some ""H2O too."" His friend dies."
"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"