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Joke of the Day
"First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat."
"8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too."
"hate these fake ""breakfast lovers"" who say they love breakfast but then later in the afternoon you see them sneakin a lunch"
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow"
"*Knock Knock* Come in."
"""I know,, Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the crap out of everyone."" God, when He made scorpions"
"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"