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Joke of the Day
"Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper."
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"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""
"So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."
"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."
"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."
"How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? With a pitchfork!"
"God: ""MOSES. THIS IS THE LORD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOUR PEOPLE."" Moses: ""New burning bush. Who dis?"""
"A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience. He said it was a blast."
"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."