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Joke of the Day

"Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper."

"What do you call two Mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B"

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."

"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."

"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs!"

"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""

"My only goal is to run into Steven Spielberg, beg him to let me pitch a movie, and then pretend like I don't realize I'm describing Jaws"

"What's the difference between my daughter and my wife? I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife."

"What do you call a low income part of a town or city that is comprised mostly of pasta? The ""Speghetto""."