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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my daughter and my wife? I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife."

"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the Asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."

"How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor? poop."

"Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her."

"What do vampires call menstrual cups? Shot glasses."

"Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^"

"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"I went to a party at Paris Hilton's place last night. The party was fun but now I feel hungover. I tried to take some paracetamol but Paris-ate-them-all. hew hew"

"My girlfriend asked me why I was sitting with the eggs... I couldn't find my whisk, and if you can't beat them, you might as well join them..."