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Joke of the Day

"News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application."

"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."

"Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake."

"What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay"

"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute."

"This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint."""

"My wife always bitches about me not putting the toilet seat back down So now I just piss in the sink."

"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."