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Joke of the Day
"Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So THAT'S where the clitoris is."
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"I used to be afraid of the dentist But now I know the drill."
"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""
"What is Long and narrow and becomes bigger when given a blow ? A balloon."
"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"
"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"
"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"
"So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly... My speakers Baroque."
"If a mouse family ever stole my iPhone and used it as a flat screen TV then I'm okay with it as long as they're happy."
"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"