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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."

"Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day."

"What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave? We only have a Toot in common."

"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."

"Daylight robbery... I got robbed today at Shell gas station. I called the cops, and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, ""Yeah, pump 6."""

"Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic Church... The priest says, ""you're not welcome here"". Higgs Boson says ""you can't have mass without me."" . . . . . drrrrrrr dish! * Exit Stage Right *"

"Why are guys so desperate for oral sex? We swallow over 57 spiders a yr while sleeping.The odds that 1 could come back up should terrify you"

"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"