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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."

"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."

"I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken."

"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."

"Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons."

"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"

"Here's how it is done Daniel Tosh I told a pregnant woman a joke about rape and she still got a kick out of it"

"It's about damn time we start talking about spontaneous combustion. It doesn't happen in a vaccuum."

"You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter."""