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Joke of the Day
"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"
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"St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."
"I need new jokes to write in people's birthday cards. The one I've been using for years is getting pretty stale: ""Happy Bird Day!"" Then I draw a bird. Thanks /r/jokes!"
"My math paper had a question involving finding the expectation of a die roll. It took me a moment to figure out what it means"
"Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter."
"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"
"Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric."
"Punctuation is really important: it's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse."
"Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands"
"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."