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Joke of the Day
"What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower."
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"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."
"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."
"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."
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"I like my women like I like my milk Freshly made and trapped in the fridge"