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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chickens cross the road? To get to their jobs at the Sony headquarters."
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"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision"
"An M&M for 50 cent!? That's Ludacris!"
"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"
"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"
"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."
"Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!"
"Want to hear a Star Wars joke? Hayden Christensen"