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"Want to hear a Star Wars joke? Hayden Christensen"
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"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"
"Why is the Martian on DVD So you can Bring him Home"
"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."
"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."
"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"
"What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's."
"Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing."
"My dog cant hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away"
"A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells ""WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"" A man calmly stands up and says, ""You ain't got enough bullets, mate."""