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Joke of the Day

"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."

"I always say: ""Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Well, let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had:"" ...it was fantastic."

"Floyd Mayweather's true record is 51-0... They forgot to count the 3 times he beat his wife."

"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."

"No wonder Satan hates humanity... We draw him as the ugliest goat alive"

"Oh yeah? Well if I'm so gay like you say, then why do I have to think about my wife when I have sex with dudes, hmmm?"

"So I was watching Fox News the other day"

"did you hear the one about the arguing grandfather clocks? one chimed in and other tocked over him. also they were both racists"

"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"

"to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP. my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy"