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Joke of the Day
"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."
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"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."
"What' the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong can finish a race!"
"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"
"Poor Jared Fogle The prison Jared Fogle is housed in announced they were serving hot virgin Tom & Jerry's Christmas Day, imagine his disappointment."
"I got completely sucked into a three hour documentary about a toad. It was ribbeting."
"""No degrees of separation"" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked."
"What was the first profession to go all digital? Proctology."
"If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing, I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is."
"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"