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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the thin guy who went to Alaska for six months? He came back a husky fucker."

"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"

"How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted."

"What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk? A dead bird."

"I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather."

"i hav cat-like reflexes ""prove it"" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his cheeks Both of them"

"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."

"Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying ""The court room sketch artist is so hunky."""

"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."