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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !"
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"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."
"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."
"What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team? The new york Jets"
"A man asks his wife... Husband: ""Honey, how come you never shout my name when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""Because you're never there."""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."
"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""
"How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots."