143119
Joke of the Day
"What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
Next Joke
"A joke about the mods [removed]"
"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."
"People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language... Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array."
"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"A bird just landed on Bernie Sanders' podium during a speech It's a shame it was just a bird and not 800 delegates"
"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"
"""Hmm, throw a 'b' in there just to fuck with people."" - the asshole that created the word ""doubt."""