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Joke of the Day
"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "
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"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"
"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"
"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."
"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.... Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""
"[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno? [Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell"
"What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)"
"What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh"