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Joke of the Day

"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"

"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"

"You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted."

"In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like ""Still believe you can get him back?"""

"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."

"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."

"Help she is suffering from anal seizures? No she is just twerking."

"What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato"

"When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1? Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor"

"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"