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Joke of the Day
"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."
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"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"
"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."
"My dad has a piece of paper where he keeps a list of all his mistakes. He calls it my birth certificate."
"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"
"The hardest part about eating a vegetable... Manipulating the wheel chair."
"[keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent]"
"Cajun restaurants' food is so spicy... ...that you want to wash your hands before you use the bathroom."
"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."
"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."