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Joke of the Day

"I met this gorgeous girl on the subway... and I said to her, ""do you know the different between lunch and a blowjob"" ""no"" Ok, lets go to lunch then."

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "

"I asked my friend ""Do you know any other word for a big rock?"" He said ""Boulder?"" I said **""Do you know any other word for a big rock?""**"

"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."

"Your ex-girlfriend has endorsed you on LinkedIn for ""Ignoring Glaring Personal Issues!"""

"I am a woman, hear my eyes roll."

"What do you call a russian tree? Dimitree"

"Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu"

"What's the Vatican City's favorite snack? popecorn"

"CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir"