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Joke of the Day
"I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit"
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"What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . ."
"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplanecrash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far,and they're still digging them up."
"Mom says to Dad: ""I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed. What are we supposed to do about it?"" Dad replies: ""I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."""
"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""
"Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music."
"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."
"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""
"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"
"What do you call it when a gay man is taking a poop? Filling a bowl of fruity pebbles."