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Joke of the Day

"My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"The date was going really well until he told me to stop calling it Pasghetti."

"Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ..."

"What is white outside, and black inside [NSFW] Justin Beiber with Usher dick in his anus."

"I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter.. so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community."

"What is the most commonly used phrase at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."

"Son comes out as gay to his father ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the changing and another to talk about how the last bulb was bigger."