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Joke of the Day
"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."
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"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"
"Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers. This is why i can not watch Breaking Bad."
"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."
"Co-worker: Did you see that play in the Super Bowl? Worst decision ever. Me: Really? Aren't you married?"
"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."
"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"