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Joke of the Day

"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs"

"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"

"I have a new low score on the Wells Fargo game I downloaded on my iPhone."

"Q. ""Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"" A. ""So that if the seat falls while they're drinking it won't smack them in the back of the head"""

"I used to throw gang signs... but then my mom saw me and made me pick them up."

"What did the duck say to the bartender put it on my bill"

"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""

"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"