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Joke of the Day
"What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use? The Hodor-eliminating kind."
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"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"
"*sees commercial* ""Talk to your kids about drugs before its too late"" ""Kiddo. Kitchen. Now"" - Yeah? ""This is oregano. Don't get ripped off"""
"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."
"Why did I join Twitter? Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out."
"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"
"i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos."
"I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer"
"Me and my girlfriend always wanted a baby. We tried really hard, but nothing worked. We finally got one when we expected it the least! BAM, over the whole windshield."
"It was a beautiful day at the beach. .... Three young women with eye-popping racks decided to sunbathe without their bikini tops. .... A cop came along and pinched all six of 'em."