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Joke of the Day
"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."
Next Joke
"I brought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I just can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!"
"How do you offend a vegan? Cover your ears with your hands"
"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."
"Why are fire trucks red? Because if someone pulled your hose you would be red too."
"TGIF Tongue goes in First"
"I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them."
"*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*"
"Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy"