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Joke of the Day
"Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports."
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"Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism"
"My girlfriend told me that she's sick of me pretending I'm a cat Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a cat. I packed your bags. I want you to go."" Me: ""Wait, are you kicking MEEEOOWWT???"""
"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"
"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
"Axl Rose: Where do we go? Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now? Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now? Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!"
"I hate double standards. If a woman has sex with loads of men she's a slut. but when i do it that makes me gay?"
"The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab it with dozens of other people in a Senate building."
"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."
"I have an archaeology exam tomorrow And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins."