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Joke of the Day

"Son: "" Mom, am I ... ugly? "" Mother: "" I told you not to call me Mom in public, now stay away further. """

"If video games were really bad for you, then the entire Pac-man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems Oh wait."

"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"

"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."

"My wife came in and caught me watching something X rated material... ""Someone's set the channel numbers to Roman numerals!"" I exclaimed."

"I was Given a Madden Game Guide My friend handed me a game guide on the game series Madden I gave it back to him and said It made me Maddened"

"[spider confronting me] him: yo did you steal my coat? me: [wearing 8-sleeved coat] no this is mine"

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."

"Today I fucked up... by being a power bottom"

"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."