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Joke of the Day
"what did the sea say to the sand? Nothing it just waved"
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"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."
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"What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ? Leave the plunger on the toilet."