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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken coop with five doors? A hatchback."
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"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."
"[Doctor's Office] Dr: I'm not going to candy-coat this.... Me: *misses bad results of test because I'm imagining a coat made of Skittles*"
"When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is? There are more birds on that side."
"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"
"""What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?"" ""He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."""
"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective."
"What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls? They don't have a pilots license."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum. _____ *Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*"
"Therapist: Do u ever feel like hurting yourself Me: No T: What about other people Me:.....................................................No"