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Joke of the Day

"Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara."

"Meeting your ex IRL is like staring into a black hole There should be something there, but there isn't. And it sucks."

"I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee."

"What is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."

"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."

"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"

"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."

"The cow says ""Moo."" The pig says ""Oink."" The dog says Ed..ward."