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Joke of the Day
"You're an asshole Superman."
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"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."
"How often does the vampire go down on his wife? Periodically"
"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"
"Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels."
"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""
"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."
"Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink"
"Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy"