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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a person's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."
"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."
"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."
"Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links? Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes."
"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""
"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."
"Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man."
"When's the best time to come out of the closet? When the coast is queer."
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."