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Joke of the Day
"What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh."
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"Remember when social awkwardness was a bad thing and not what drew us together into online communities of self-loathing and horrible puns?"
"Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face."
"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."
"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."
"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."
"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."
"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"
"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""
"What did one testicle ask the other testicle? Why do we have to hang? Dick did the shooting!"