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Joke of the Day

"Jesus must have had a chiseled, muscular body... I mean, he did cross fit, for God's sake. And the Bible tells us he was cut, ripped, and shredded."

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"How do you know when a singer is at the door? First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key."

"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."

"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."

"How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike? Because you never forget!"

"Donuts: The sweatpants you can eat."

"Mosquito's are like dirty used needles, that can fly."

"What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live? The spaghetto."

"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"