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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear something ironic? Aliens abduct a fisherman"

"Twitter should have "" Throwing tomato"" button."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents."

"2 Asian's walk into a bar, Barman asks why the same face!"

"I knew she'd been working at the foundry... because I smelter."

"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."

"A jewish guy asks his father for $20 His father replied, ""ten dollars? what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while."