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Joke of the Day

"What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? A blind guy with a rubix cube"

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"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
"Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood."
"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"
"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."
"What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels."
"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."
"Knock-Knock!"
"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."
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