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Joke of the Day

"What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? A blind guy with a rubix cube"

"I know you seen me continuously push the ""close doors"" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward"

"I have a serious salad problem... ...it needs a dressing."

"i wear glasses n walk around eating apples n everyone is like ""wow. he prolly subscribes 2 the economist"" but joke's on them i can't read"

"My kids lost a Barbie shoe. I dug in the trash and found one. It was from a set they didn't know was missing Now I'm looking for 2 shoes."

"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."

"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"

"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""

"How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself."

"So a baby seal walks into a club ........ ^^^that's ^^^it."