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Joke of the Day

"Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body."

"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"

"I love the queen in chess... I always mate with her."

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."

"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"

"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."

"What did the atom say when it lost an electron? I better keep an ion that."

"What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association."

"I'm straight, but I'm not ""wouldn't spoon with George Clooney"" straight."

"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""