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Joke of the Day

"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"

"Cure for AIDS Doctor : Eat lots of raw peppers, and spicy food. Patient : How will that cure my AIDS? Doctor: It won't, but now you know what your asshole is for."

"So it's the first day of shop class... The teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?"" A girl raises her hand and says, ""I don't know. I've never been bolted before."""

"My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late. Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero."

"What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? Tony"

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."

"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"

"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."

"The wife just walked out of the store with bags and didn't notice me standing here. Maybe I need to put 75% off on my T-shirt"