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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."

"my dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant..."

"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."

"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras."

"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."

"This is the pig I've been fucking said the husband. The wife looks at the animal in the husband's arms and says that's a duck I was talking to the duck the husband said."

"A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... ""Daddy I'm cumming!"" ""Hi Cumming, I'm dad"""