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Joke of the Day
"Why are lemons yellow? They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour"
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"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?"
"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"
"The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping by your home is to always answer the door naked."
"""It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside"" ME: Oh thank god ""It's who you are on the inside"" ME: Dang"
"""i before me, excepts after we.."" - gollum in elementary school"
"What do you get a body builder for Christmas? A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition."
"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."
"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"
"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."