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Joke of the Day
"Why are lemons yellow? They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour"
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"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."
"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."
"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."
"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"
"Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!"
"going to do everything the Nyquil bottle tells me not to"
"I like my women like I like my student debt Always there and constantly fucking me"
"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."
"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"