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Joke of the Day

"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."

"Did you hear apple just invented gifs? They called it live photos"

"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"

"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"

"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"If you're gay in the Muslim world you are fucked.."

"I found a Squirtle in my pants & I'm not even playing Pokemon Go!"

"Why did the dinner roll spend his afternoon knocking on doors? He was a Jehovah's Wheatness"

"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"

"Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia? The airport is Snowden"