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Joke of the Day

"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."

"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."

"My stepdad hates it when I call him Bernie... He's really sensitive a about his scars..."

"The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'."

"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."

"I like my women like I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"

"Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole."

"Smartphones are pacifiers for adults."

"Why does chav code never compile? They end every statement with init"

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"