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Joke of the Day
"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."
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"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."
"I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people"
"What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you."
"WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE"
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because he was dead."
"Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall"
"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"